I get so low I need a little pick me up.
I get so high I need a bring me down.
If it drives you mad, it’ll probably pass. — Andrew Bird “Orpheo”
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i’ll never learn, but i don’t mind
i’m just wasting time
Treat her like a bag of chips. — Best advice I’ve ever heard on how to treat a woman, from my asian manager